The Story of EVERYBODY (and R.M.T)-- 5 Years Later...
One fine day in April, John came back with Veronica. They were startled to find Brian living in their house. They were also startled when Brian said “My dear friends!” Jimmy & Kelly came in and überhappily exclaimed “We’re getting married!” Brian replied “NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Jimmy looked at him weird, then Brian said “What? I don’t like Americans!” Jimmy scowled at Brian and left with Kelly, yelling back (at Brian) “I don’t care!” Brian got quite angry and blasted Kelly with his lazer vision! Jimmy got really really furious and hit his dad in the stomach with a baseball bat! NOOOO more lazer vision! This also knocked the angriness out of Brian and he ran to the fridge crying. Jimmy went over to his fiancée and brought her to the hospital. On the way he puked in Brian’s car just to anger his dad.
*in the distance*
Rog & Dom who’d come to say hi to THE DEACONS saw the whole thing. They rushed to Brian’s aid. John was severely disturbed by the whole incident, so Dom took him out for éclairs and ice cream cake. Roger tried to get Brian out of the fridge by offering him some marble cake, but ended up eating it himself. Brian then began giving Roger the ultimate stare-down. However, Roger just looked at him and said, whilst stuffing his face with cake, “You’re retarded”, and left not caring anymore.
*in Rory land*
Rory & Joshua had had fun on their honeymoon. They also had children. Rory had triplets: 2 girls & 1 boy. She & Joshua called them Olivia, Carrie, and Dale. THE (other) DEACONS were a (kind of) big, happy family. They were not yet satisfied. They decided they would have more kids, but they realized they would have to wait. So they just raised Olivia, Carrie & Dale. Whatever.
*at the hospital*
Kelly Clarkson had fully recovered from the lazer attack. She & Jimmy packed up and moved to Kelly’s house.
*good for them*
John, who was feeling better thanks to Dom’s éclairs & DQ ice cream cake, decided to paint Veronica while she slept. Then she began to moan and groan which scared the crap out of John (and no, he did not wreck his pants) Soon he realized she was having a bad dream, so he shook her awake. She looked quite terrified, and explained she’d dreamt about Anita & Muley Cyrus eating her children. They were about to eat John, but she woke up before then. John saw the terror in her eyes, and gave her a comforting hug. Then when she fell back asleep, he continued to paint her Deaky Blue.
*LATER*
After John had completed painting his wife he fell asleep on top of her. When she awoke to him on top of her she screamed which didn’t wake John. Instead he rolled onto the floor. With a dull thud he settled to the floor. Veronica immediately felt bad, so she took a pillow and blanket off the bed and tucked John into a cozy little homemade floor bed. Then she felt better. All of a sudden Brian burst into the room and yelled “WHAT IS GOING ON!?” Veronica freaked out (because she wasn’t wearing the greatest clothing. She had, after all, just been sleeping—and painted). She punched Brian reflexively, then, seeing her arm, realized she was blue. This made her übermad, and she ripped the pillow & blanket away from John, and then kicked him in the ribs. John’s body had become immune to HORRIBLE injuries, though. Then he explained how he only did it because he loves her. This made Ronnie feel bad and she apologized. Then she went and made blue cheese scrambled eggs, blueberry waffles, blue raspberry freezies, and blue Kool-aid for breakfast—John’s ÜBERFAVE! For a special, after breakfast treat, Ronnie also gave John some peppermint gum. John became überhappy! :):):):) Because John’s kinda mental, he asked VERY politely if they could have more kids seeing that half of them were now dead. Veronica thought long & hard. She decided…
*in Rogerland*
Roger had eaten too much cake, and now felt quite ill.
*get better soon, then*
Rory & Joshua were doing a good job raising their triplets. Olivia already knew how to count to 1000! Carrie liked to take stuff apart & put it back together. It was obvious that Dale was going to turn out like his Papy Rogelio—pretty mental, but funny & nifty. This was impressive, since they’re only 5! Then unexpectidly something happened! Rory was pregnant again! John soon found out about this and was überhappier! When Roger found out, he was like “What the heck! What are you doing?” and stopped talking to them for a while. Then he remembered what they’d taught him in biology school and figured out why Rory & Joshua were having childs. His eyes grew huge (huger than normal) and his jaw gaped open. He stayed like that for 3 days before Dom found him, brought him home, and stuffed his face full of éclairs. Yet his face still had that (priceless) expression on it. Dom tried everything she could think of to fix this but nothing seemed to work! NOOOO! Then Brian came and punched Roger in the back of the head, making his face unmentalfy (for now anyways). Dom got mad because of all the punching, so she pulled a big fancy karate move on Brian, who fell, defeated, to the ground. Roger was scared, so he ran to Lola and jumped into her arms like Scooby-Doo™. (Poor Lola) Then Roger bought stole a bunch of gym equipment and a bunch of meat and told her to ‘bulk up’. Then Brian scolded Roger for having meat, but that was soon forgotten by tard-muffin Roger (who is still überawesome).
*in the US*
It was soon to be Jimmy & Kelly’s wedding day. Yay for them. Most of the herd was allowed to come, but Louisa & Brian weren’t. Kelly’s family made lots of food, but not enough for the herd. They cleared off the whole buffet table in 3 seconds. The rest of the guests had to order McDonalds. This angervated them, so they decided to boycott McDonalds with Lucas Grabel. Then they ditched him at Red Lobster. Heh heh heh… The herd quickly got rid of that problem… heh heh heh…
*in complete conclusion*
Brian began plotting revenge on Jimmy; Jimmy & Kelly got married and went on their honeymoon; Dom & Brian stopped fighting; Roger got überdrunk so he would forget all the biology stuff, John kept on wondering (about Ronnie); the kid herd did stuff; and McDonalds went out of business. THE END.
*in the distance*
Rog & Dom who’d come to say hi to THE DEACONS saw the whole thing. They rushed to Brian’s aid. John was severely disturbed by the whole incident, so Dom took him out for éclairs and ice cream cake. Roger tried to get Brian out of the fridge by offering him some marble cake, but ended up eating it himself. Brian then began giving Roger the ultimate stare-down. However, Roger just looked at him and said, whilst stuffing his face with cake, “You’re retarded”, and left not caring anymore.
*in Rory land*
Rory & Joshua had had fun on their honeymoon. They also had children. Rory had triplets: 2 girls & 1 boy. She & Joshua called them Olivia, Carrie, and Dale. THE (other) DEACONS were a (kind of) big, happy family. They were not yet satisfied. They decided they would have more kids, but they realized they would have to wait. So they just raised Olivia, Carrie & Dale. Whatever.
*at the hospital*
Kelly Clarkson had fully recovered from the lazer attack. She & Jimmy packed up and moved to Kelly’s house.
*good for them*
John, who was feeling better thanks to Dom’s éclairs & DQ ice cream cake, decided to paint Veronica while she slept. Then she began to moan and groan which scared the crap out of John (and no, he did not wreck his pants) Soon he realized she was having a bad dream, so he shook her awake. She looked quite terrified, and explained she’d dreamt about Anita & Muley Cyrus eating her children. They were about to eat John, but she woke up before then. John saw the terror in her eyes, and gave her a comforting hug. Then when she fell back asleep, he continued to paint her Deaky Blue.
*LATER*
After John had completed painting his wife he fell asleep on top of her. When she awoke to him on top of her she screamed which didn’t wake John. Instead he rolled onto the floor. With a dull thud he settled to the floor. Veronica immediately felt bad, so she took a pillow and blanket off the bed and tucked John into a cozy little homemade floor bed. Then she felt better. All of a sudden Brian burst into the room and yelled “WHAT IS GOING ON!?” Veronica freaked out (because she wasn’t wearing the greatest clothing. She had, after all, just been sleeping—and painted). She punched Brian reflexively, then, seeing her arm, realized she was blue. This made her übermad, and she ripped the pillow & blanket away from John, and then kicked him in the ribs. John’s body had become immune to HORRIBLE injuries, though. Then he explained how he only did it because he loves her. This made Ronnie feel bad and she apologized. Then she went and made blue cheese scrambled eggs, blueberry waffles, blue raspberry freezies, and blue Kool-aid for breakfast—John’s ÜBERFAVE! For a special, after breakfast treat, Ronnie also gave John some peppermint gum. John became überhappy! :):):):) Because John’s kinda mental, he asked VERY politely if they could have more kids seeing that half of them were now dead. Veronica thought long & hard. She decided…
*in Rogerland*
Roger had eaten too much cake, and now felt quite ill.
*get better soon, then*
Rory & Joshua were doing a good job raising their triplets. Olivia already knew how to count to 1000! Carrie liked to take stuff apart & put it back together. It was obvious that Dale was going to turn out like his Papy Rogelio—pretty mental, but funny & nifty. This was impressive, since they’re only 5! Then unexpectidly something happened! Rory was pregnant again! John soon found out about this and was überhappier! When Roger found out, he was like “What the heck! What are you doing?” and stopped talking to them for a while. Then he remembered what they’d taught him in biology school and figured out why Rory & Joshua were having childs. His eyes grew huge (huger than normal) and his jaw gaped open. He stayed like that for 3 days before Dom found him, brought him home, and stuffed his face full of éclairs. Yet his face still had that (priceless) expression on it. Dom tried everything she could think of to fix this but nothing seemed to work! NOOOO! Then Brian came and punched Roger in the back of the head, making his face unmentalfy (for now anyways). Dom got mad because of all the punching, so she pulled a big fancy karate move on Brian, who fell, defeated, to the ground. Roger was scared, so he ran to Lola and jumped into her arms like Scooby-Doo™. (Poor Lola) Then Roger bought stole a bunch of gym equipment and a bunch of meat and told her to ‘bulk up’. Then Brian scolded Roger for having meat, but that was soon forgotten by tard-muffin Roger (who is still überawesome).
*in the US*
It was soon to be Jimmy & Kelly’s wedding day. Yay for them. Most of the herd was allowed to come, but Louisa & Brian weren’t. Kelly’s family made lots of food, but not enough for the herd. They cleared off the whole buffet table in 3 seconds. The rest of the guests had to order McDonalds. This angervated them, so they decided to boycott McDonalds with Lucas Grabel. Then they ditched him at Red Lobster. Heh heh heh… The herd quickly got rid of that problem… heh heh heh…
*in complete conclusion*
Brian began plotting revenge on Jimmy; Jimmy & Kelly got married and went on their honeymoon; Dom & Brian stopped fighting; Roger got überdrunk so he would forget all the biology stuff, John kept on wondering (about Ronnie); the kid herd did stuff; and McDonalds went out of business. THE END.
