Part Six: The Amazing Story of Brian & His Wife & Roger Meddows Taylor & His Wife & John Deacon & The Kid Herd & Friends

Once on a foggy morning, Brian saw a shadowy figure emerge from the shadows. Then he realized it was just Roger.But then from the distance he saw a much larger figure that made a strange noise. He sniffed the air and recognized the smell: Grapefruit.“Oh no!” thought Brian. He knew what was happening... HIS WIFE HAD COME BACK! Luckily he remembered he had a nifty balloon in his pocket, so he took it out, blew it up in a non-explodey way, and rubbed it one his hair on his right side and stuck it (while  it was statically charged) to a passing car to make his escape. His psycho wife (Anita) was driving a monster-über-grotesquely enormous tractor (Co-op brand; grapefruit flavoured, of course) after him!Somehow, though it would seem impossible, she was gaining on them! It turned out she had super-charged the engine! Roger, thinking quickly, whistled for the kids, then told them to set up a road-block. Felix, being the one with the most experience building stuff, took the role of BOSS! Quickly, they got to work on ÜBER ROAD-BLOCK! (Which wasn’t made out of sand, btw) Just as Mrs. May was coming they climbed into ÜBERTANK (which was hidden) and blocked the road. Tractor-lady was no match for the epic power of ÜBERTANK!*5 minutes later*Suddenly John appeared and started wildly cutting Anita’s hair. Brian (who was now Lazing on the Sidewalk and watching the ordeal) laughed and rolled around on the ground. John (who’d temporarily stolen Roger’s evil scientist smile) was still cutting wildly. Just then Roger’s wife appeared! OH NO!(Which one? Just kidding) She smacked Roger and told him he was an irresponsible father. Then Roger took off his hat and put it back on again for some reason. She looked at him with a confused look then stood there for a while, just thinking about chocolate. Then she got too hungry to think, and went to Red Lobster to get some pizza. Roger, who had already forgotten about what had just happened, had fallen into the top of a hill (?) Anyways, John was done with Anita (who was now bald and eyebrow-less), so he jumped in ÜBERTANK and took the herd to 6 flags (a really awesome rollercoaster park) Brian randomly whipped out ÜBERTELESCOPE and tried to view random space stuff, but he failed cause it’s daytime.*Roger time now*Wondering how he got up that hill, Roger was laying on his stomach licking the grass, and eating the Mr. Noodles that were up there.*Roger time is over*By now John and the kid herd had made it to Nice, France with ÜBERTANK. Out of nowhere Jimmy appeared with Brian-ish hair. He turned around and his hair knocked out Joshua. The rest of the herd got überangry and trampled him than ran him over with his own truck. Then Jimmy began crying. It was at that point the kid herd realized how much he was like his father. Then Tigerlily whipped out some chocolate soufflé and stuffed her face.*in Artgentina*Rufus (after a night of drinking and partying) crashed his midnight-blue 2008 Corvette into an Argentinian Taco Bell. Rufus escaped right before the firey explosive explosion. But ER was not as lucky. She went all explodey in the explosive explosion. Rufus was crushed (emotionally), and decided to go home