Part Two: The Story of Friends & Roger Meddows Taylor

Tomorrow John will go roller-skating in blue roller-skates with orange stripes. Brian decided to visit Adam Sandler after Roger and him roller-skated with John. Then John fell down escalator and broke his collarbone. Roger had to get more small children food from PAWS. Then Brian carried John to the hospital, and then Brian tripped and dropped John in the other half of Roger’s pool. Brian left him there and went to find a pool table. Roger came home and beat his kids with a pool cue and then ate the chalk. He found John with a broken leg and went to Co-op to buy cheap band-aids with Hello Kitty on them. Then Roger went to Sobey’s to get Mr. S and bring him home after his shift. Mr. S had gotten fired because he was eating all the staff. Then he had to go to Wal-mart to buy maternity clothes that Marge sold. Meanwhile, John tries to run after the ice cream truck but gets hit by Mr. S’s mom. He broke all his ribs. Mr. S starts flailing his arms and yelling, “ICE CREAM MAN GO FAST!”Then Brian came back and started screaming “HOOTENANNY!” real fast. Mr. S gets out of the car and tells Brian to eat some strudel because he needs to gain 100 lbs so he can be just like Mr. S. Brian was scared so he ate more health food, then started to lose his square arm muscle, it turned circular. OH NO!Roger went to a wishing well and tripped. He broke his pinkie so he cried (and cried and cried). He got a ride from Mrs. S to the hospital. Meanwhile, John’s ex-childrens asked him if they could burn down Mr. S’s house. “Of course!” said John. Then Roger jumped onto a snowmobile and ran into Mr. S’s house! xD Then Brian was skipping all happily when Jimmy pulled up in a Jimmy! (har har funny right?) Jimmy said, “Check it out!” Brian replied, “Lookin’ cool with your hydraulics there, budthen he kept on skippin’. Later, Brian came across a hard rock. He picked it up and threw it at Mr. S’s burning house. Little did he know, Mr. S had a loaded gun! :O Brian screamed like a little girl  Roger, and hid in the bushes. At this point Mr. S had gone savage and was shooting his gun. He hit John in the foot and Roger screamed so high it shattered Mr. S’s eardrums. Mr. S laid there, twitching... Roger took John to the hospital (finally) and left Mr. S there, twitching. John got medical help. Then Brian went to Switzerland to “see Freddie” but, he was twitching too. Roger realized he’d die if he didn’t eat macaroodles. So they shoved macaroodles down his throat. With Roger happily full, Brian and John (who were healthy now) decided to go for ice cream! This made Roger angry so he threw a fit. He ended up in the hospital, while Brian & John ate more ice cream. “Take some!” They shout at Roger and smear it on his face. Roger got mad again, and he started doing odd things with his mouth. John said, “Not again!” “His mouth is shaped like a puzzle piece”, Brian comments. Then Rufus, Felix, Rory, Lola, Tigerlily, Joshua, Cameron, Laura, Luke, Michael, Robert and the others went to the pool store and bought a giant pool. They brought it to Mr. S’s house for some reason. He splashed in it gaily, then the kids started shooting him with paintball guns. He screamed and ran inside. “MOM! Help Me!” His mom drove out and crashed into a pole. She was bleeding oil. “ARGH! Now I won’t know what to wear for class tomorrow! I can’t pick out my own clothes”
Meanwhile, the guys went to a popsicle stand just so they could say, “Let’s ditch this popsicle stand!” The kicked it and ran. While running, people on the streets laughed at them, but it didn’t last long, Roger’s and Brian’s childrens trampled them and did a pow-wow on their heads. The guys were so happy they fell into a garbage can. Mr. S set it on fire! They jumped out and pushed him in. His highly retarded sandals burned but he managed to escape. Then the kid herd chased him down! Out of the blue, Karlee came and splashed Mr. S with water from the pool Roger’s kids bought. Then they started climbing a building. Meanwhile, Karlee and Mr. S went for a walk past a Croc store. Karlee got mad and punched Mr. S in the face. He started bleeding too! She said, “You had it coming!” and ran away. Unfortunately for her, she tripped and got trampled by the kids. Then the kids slapped Mr. S and laughed. Roger whistled and his kids went over to him. Then they sat and waited patiently for some treats. John & Brian went over to Co-op to get grapefruit flavoured tractors covered with ice cream and SPRINKLES! They got lost and stayed at Super 8. They shoved Mr. S (who randomly showed up) down the slide and he got a concussion and drowned. Then Roger came and stared at him for 4 and a half hours and 23.791 seconds and then decided to slowly poke him.After a moment Mr. S screamed one last time. Then Roger said, “He’s done with this.” Yay! * Celebration!*later*The herd of childrens found Roger still poking Mr. S and shooting rocks in his ears. Roger called Dr. Seuss. The only way to cure Mr. S was to feed him green eggs and ham, but they decided against that because nobody wanted Mr. S alive again. Meanwhile Brian and John went to pick up their car. When they got in it John spewed all over because he ate too much ice cream. Brian screamed “my upholstery!!” then kicked him out. John started crying when Karlee came and gave him her dumb sandals, but the children herd stole them. ‘munch munch’ With the herd sufficiently satisfied, they jumped into the pool with a bunch of those colour-soap-ball-things. Mr. S’s dead body was floating in it... ew. They called 911, but they said they didn’t want the corpse of a mental tard. Everyone burst out into hysterical laughing. Then Brian drove his car back to hotel. Meanwhile John went back to his house to make toast. Roger came over (with the herd) to borrow some of John’s clothes. Then Roger went to find food in John’s fridge and found Brian in there. Roger screamed, but quickly remembered that’s where Brian lived. Then Brian closed the fridge and Roger could hear him chewing. The herd must have shared some of their shoes... Then John tripped and fell into a mountain of pillows. He picked one up and threw it in the fridge. Then he told Roger he was planning on moving to Fiji, but Roger didn’t believe him. Roger said, “I’m going to live here now” and pointed under John’s trampoline. The kid herd made their pillow mountain again and John went to sleep in the cupboard under the stairs. So Brian stayed in the fridge eating Twinkies, Roger made a fire under the trampoline, John slept in the cupboard for the next 3 months and the kids ate their pillow mountain. The end... of part two...