Part Two: The Black Second Black Plague

Just kidding

Part Two: the Imitators

Brian & John were walking wearily down the street, no sidewalk, when they heard something. Then they followed the sound. Soon they found out where the noise was coming from. A basement. They went in (because they’re immortal and from Queen and awesome, so they’re allowed) A band was playing their songs, and they weren’t even that good! They even vagly looked like them! This pissed them off, so they went to find Roger & Freddie.

*later*

They found Roger & Freddie. They were both drunk and trying to break into Roger’s UBERRACECAR, not remembering the keys were in Roger’s pocket. Tards. Brian & John told Roger & Freddie about the un-UBERBAND, and this made them instantly sober up. Then they got into John’s  vehicle, and went back to the un-UBERBAND’s basement, and did the same thing as they did to Bob Geldof at the Fire Extinguisher factory. Only it didn’t end in an EXPLOSION! It did end, however, with them admitting they weren’t UBER enough to imitate Queen, but they could do a cover of one or more of their songs, if they were good. Then they showed the un-UBERBAND how it’s done.

*later*

They left, cuz the basement was lacking too much awesomeness.

*laterer*

Freddie went home to find Mary Austin there playing with Dana. His wife Mary Austin…