Part Three: The Part After Part One and Two
*you may wonder why Freddie got married when he is bi. Well, he likes both men and women, and Mary means the most to him of every and anyone, so they got married. Besides, they already live together and take care of the same kid*
No one knew Freddie & Mary got married. Except for Roger & Dom. *In case you don’t know/remember, Freddie & Mary were invited to Dom & Roger’s first wedding, and as far as I know, no one else was (excluding family & children)* They (as in Freddie & Mary) later told Brian, Chrissy, John, Veronica, and whoever else they got married. They were all mad at Freddie for not inviting them, but soon forgave him as no one can stay mad at Freddie. Then they had a massive wedding-related party-thing. Everyone had fun!
*later*
They decided to continue their quest to find the new muffin man. They found the perfect man to be the new muffin man! It was some guy named Mike.
*Mike info*
Mike likes Queen
Mike likes muffins
Mike can make muffins
Mike is a man
Mike hates the Jonas Brothers
Mike DOESn’t WATCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
*end of Mike info*
Mike soon began making muffins. They were very good muffins. Almost as good as ubermuffins! (but not quite)
*done with that*
Freddie, Mary, & Dana decided to go away from everyone else for a while. They decided to go to Madagascar.
*at Madagascar*
They saw many things. They saw things like tigers, gazelle, and hippos. Then they went to search the island.
*later*
They found a plane! It was crashed into a big tree. They decided to investigate the plane. But they soon learned that was a bad idea. They found… TWINKIES! (Ah! The horror!) They ran away terrified. But then Freddie realized he was uberawesome, so he went back and made them disintegrate. Then they became bored of Madagascar, so they went back to Logan Place.
*back home*
Freddie soon became bored (again) so he decided to find Brian, Roger, & John so they could… *get ready for it…* make a new Queen album! *Yay!* Because Queen is incredibly epic and uberawesome, News of the Album was everywhere in no time. Especially since it was a Queen album with Brian, Roger, John, and Freddie, whom lots of people thought was still dead (obviously they were wrong, well, story-wise)
*later*
Brian did something. Something bad. Something horrible. Something horrific. Something dreadful. Something that pissed off Freddie. Freddie just spazzed out, then ran off and hid. Soon Brian was walking around yelling “Freddie-poos! Where are you!?”, which was much to Roger & John’s amusement. Not too long after, long enough for everyone to laugh at poor Brian, but not too long after, Brian found Freddie at the bar drinking. Brian felt dumb, so he went home to see Chrissy and their children.
*anyways*
Roger finally stopped laughing long enough to realize everyone had left. Tard. He started looking for people, but stopped because he found it boring. He decided to go to UBERCLUB instead.
*John time is now*
John had gone home to help Ronnie with the triplets. When he got there, he found Ronnie was completely exhausted. So he picked up his lovely lady wife, and carried her and put her to bed. Then he began searching for the triplets.
*later on*
He found Sylvia! She had taken a Deacy Amp, connected it to the TV and was now watching cartoons with the sound blasting UBERLOUD. John found this kinda funny, but turned it down for Ronnie’s sake. Then he went to find Henry & Arthur.
*later—again*
He found them! They were playing the (old) game of Life. They kept getting Revenge on each other, so they both kept getting angry. John then yelled, “STOP ALL THE MADNESS!” and they stopped yelling. John, happy he had found his kids, decided to go build Ronnie, who had been taking care of the triplets a lot, a present.
*back to Freddie*
Freddie, who had been drinking for some time now, awoke to find himself in the tree Roger was in in Part One of the Story of Roger Meddows Taylor & Friends. He jumped down and DID not HURT HIMSELF! Then he drove off in a Rolls Royce he randomly found.
*later*
Freddie was bored, and missed Mary & Dana, so he went home again.
*home*
He found Mary—and she was bigger than she was before. No, she didn’t grow taller. No, she didn’t become obese. She was pregnant with Freddie’s child!
The End… of part three.
No one knew Freddie & Mary got married. Except for Roger & Dom. *In case you don’t know/remember, Freddie & Mary were invited to Dom & Roger’s first wedding, and as far as I know, no one else was (excluding family & children)* They (as in Freddie & Mary) later told Brian, Chrissy, John, Veronica, and whoever else they got married. They were all mad at Freddie for not inviting them, but soon forgave him as no one can stay mad at Freddie. Then they had a massive wedding-related party-thing. Everyone had fun!
*later*
They decided to continue their quest to find the new muffin man. They found the perfect man to be the new muffin man! It was some guy named Mike.
*Mike info*
Mike likes Queen
Mike likes muffins
Mike can make muffins
Mike is a man
Mike hates the Jonas Brothers
Mike DOESn’t WATCH YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
*end of Mike info*
Mike soon began making muffins. They were very good muffins. Almost as good as ubermuffins! (but not quite)
*done with that*
Freddie, Mary, & Dana decided to go away from everyone else for a while. They decided to go to Madagascar.
*at Madagascar*
They saw many things. They saw things like tigers, gazelle, and hippos. Then they went to search the island.
*later*
They found a plane! It was crashed into a big tree. They decided to investigate the plane. But they soon learned that was a bad idea. They found… TWINKIES! (Ah! The horror!) They ran away terrified. But then Freddie realized he was uberawesome, so he went back and made them disintegrate. Then they became bored of Madagascar, so they went back to Logan Place.
*back home*
Freddie soon became bored (again) so he decided to find Brian, Roger, & John so they could… *get ready for it…* make a new Queen album! *Yay!* Because Queen is incredibly epic and uberawesome, News of the Album was everywhere in no time. Especially since it was a Queen album with Brian, Roger, John, and Freddie, whom lots of people thought was still dead (obviously they were wrong, well, story-wise)
*later*
Brian did something. Something bad. Something horrible. Something horrific. Something dreadful. Something that pissed off Freddie. Freddie just spazzed out, then ran off and hid. Soon Brian was walking around yelling “Freddie-poos! Where are you!?”, which was much to Roger & John’s amusement. Not too long after, long enough for everyone to laugh at poor Brian, but not too long after, Brian found Freddie at the bar drinking. Brian felt dumb, so he went home to see Chrissy and their children.
*anyways*
Roger finally stopped laughing long enough to realize everyone had left. Tard. He started looking for people, but stopped because he found it boring. He decided to go to UBERCLUB instead.
*John time is now*
John had gone home to help Ronnie with the triplets. When he got there, he found Ronnie was completely exhausted. So he picked up his lovely lady wife, and carried her and put her to bed. Then he began searching for the triplets.
*later on*
He found Sylvia! She had taken a Deacy Amp, connected it to the TV and was now watching cartoons with the sound blasting UBERLOUD. John found this kinda funny, but turned it down for Ronnie’s sake. Then he went to find Henry & Arthur.
*later—again*
He found them! They were playing the (old) game of Life. They kept getting Revenge on each other, so they both kept getting angry. John then yelled, “STOP ALL THE MADNESS!” and they stopped yelling. John, happy he had found his kids, decided to go build Ronnie, who had been taking care of the triplets a lot, a present.
*back to Freddie*
Freddie, who had been drinking for some time now, awoke to find himself in the tree Roger was in in Part One of the Story of Roger Meddows Taylor & Friends. He jumped down and DID not HURT HIMSELF! Then he drove off in a Rolls Royce he randomly found.
*later*
Freddie was bored, and missed Mary & Dana, so he went home again.
*home*
He found Mary—and she was bigger than she was before. No, she didn’t grow taller. No, she didn’t become obese. She was pregnant with Freddie’s child!
The End… of part three.
