The Uber Epic Awesome Legendary [Real] Legend of Mr. Freddie something Mercury when he's alive again and his uberawesome friends
Part One: The Muffin Man
One day, Freddie went for a walk. An awesome walk. He decided to go to the park. At the park, he came across Fred Figglehorn. Fred began talking to Freddie in his uberhigh voice (not in a Roger way), which Freddie found funny. He decided to make Fred his friend. His uberawesome friend. Then they left to visit John.
*at John's*
They found John in his house drinking tea, reading the newspaper, and snacking on cheese and toast. John soon noticed the Freds, and quickly ran to the kitchen to get more to share. They had fun. Lots of fun. Drinking-tea-reading-newspapers-snacking-on-cheese-on-toast-fun.
*later*
Freddie, Fred, and John decided to go find Brian. They found him looking through stereographs, studying space stuff, and playing riffs on the guitar. When Brian saw Freddie, Fred, & John, he ran into the study and came out with more stereographs, space stuff to study, and 3 guitars (2 acoustics, 1 bass). They had fun. Lots of fun. Looking-through-stereographs-studying-space-stuff-playing-the-guitar-fun. Then they went to go find Roger.
*later*
They found Roger at a house they had never been at before. Roger explained he bought a new one because he couldn't remember if he still had one. Anyways, they found him drinking vodka and eating vodkamelons. When he noticed Freddie, Fred, John, & Brian, he yelled "MY VODKA THINGS!" and ran off. Then Dominique came in and gave them hors d'oeurves, cavier, and ice cremé. Soon they were all 600 pounds. NOT!
Later they decided to look for Roger. They soon got bored of this and decided to go to Wendy's. John said "These fries are really salty, you know?" but ate them anyway. Then Brian turned around and saw Roger's blue eyes (and only his eyes) staring at him through the window. Brian loud and lowly screamed "AHHH!", which scared the crap out of everyone in Wendy's. Then Heath Ledger's kid came in (randomly) and (randomly) said (in a sorta-creepy voice) "Why so serious?" and then vanished in a cloud of smoke. Then they decided to leave Wendy's. Then they all (minus Roger) got into Freddie's UBERVEHICLE (made by Felix). Whilst they were driving down the highway, Roger (who was hiding behind Brian again) scared the crap out of Brian-- again. Everyone, even John, laughed! Then they went to visit the Muffin Man. On the way to the Muffin Man, they asked random People on Streets if they knew the Muffin Man. No one did.
*at the Muffin Man's*
When they walked into the muffin man's muffin making place, they learned something. The Muffin Man was really...
SLASH!
Just kidding.
It was... Bob Geldof. (*in case you can't remember, at one time, he gave the kid herd muffins, in the Story of RMT & Friends*) Freddie, Fred, John, Brian, & Roger quickly decided Bob didn't deserve to be the Muffin Man (if anything he deserved to be the Fire Extinguiser Man) so they forced him to resign. Then they went on a mini adventure to find the new Muffin Man. Along the way, they found Slash. They asked Slash if he'd like to be the Muffin Man. Slash said no, saying he prefered cupcakes. Then Slash joined the gang. They went all around the world-- even in the ocean to find the new Muffin Man! Then they realized that they were in a green-screen room. Then they found the exit, and left to continue on their journey to the the M.M. Along the way, they found Chrissy, Dominique, Veronica, and Mary. They were asked for suggestions on who could be the new M.M., but they didn't have any. They joined the gang, too. After a while, they began getting bored of looking for the new M.M. As they were about to give up, (everyone except Roger and Dom) thought of an idea at the same time. Roger could be the Muffin Man! They all (except for Rog & Dom) asked Roger if he would be the new M.M. Roger asked "Do I have to do anything?" "Uh... Yeah, make muffins!" said Fred. Roger wasn't interested. "Crap!" they all thought (you know, except for Roger & Dom). They all decided to find the Muffin Man later.
*afterwards*
The gang decided to play dart tag on the railroad tracks. NOT! They decided to go bungee-jumping. ALSO NOT! They decided to go to... Hard Rock Park! When they got there, they broke into groups. Roger & Freddie & Fred went on the Led Zeppelin, John & Brian & Slash went to look at the Gibsons guitar (the world's biggest replica), and the rest went to Alice's restaurant. They had fun. Lots of fun. Hard-Rock-Park-Fun.
*later*
Roger realized the lagoon was full of water and, because he has a fear of drowning, went to find Dom. Everyone just laughed at ubersilly Roger.
*later*
After an uberfun day at Hard Rock Park, they decided to leave. They went to John’s, where they made smores. UBERSMORES (using UBERMARSHMALLOWS, UBERCHOCOLATE, & UBERGRAHAM CRACKERS) They were UBERGOOD! So good, in fact, everyone fell asleep around the UBERBONFIRE (or for you Spanish folks, UBERFEUGO) When they woke up they realized they had fallen asleep. Because everyone was tired & dirty everyone went home (except for John & Ronnie, as they were already home, they just went inside)
*later, after being cleaned up and having a nap*
Freddie decided to visit Felix. Whilst at Felix’s, Freddie asked for a favor. (Freddie, in return, would make Felix awesome) Felix accepted. This is what Freddie had asked, “Felix, since you are the UBERMAN, I was wondering if you could make some of my previous dead friends alive once again, as I miss them.”
*later*
Freddie was happy some of his previously dead friends were alive once more. He only wanted a couple, so he got Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, & George Harrison. (Freddie isn’t the greatest at math. He didn’t realize a ‘couple’ meant 2, but that’s okay, he’s Freddie so no one cares.) Then he had a marvelous party. Everyone from Brian to Axl Rose to Paul McCartney to Roger to Sting was invited. But they DID not INVITE BIB GELDOF. When B.G. found out about this marvelous party he because so angry he wasn’t invited, Fifi had to put him out with one of his fire extinguishers! No one really cared though.
*
Freddie’s party continued for the next 4 ½ days. When it had ended, everyone was either drunk, asleep, or dead hanging out with their close pals.
*later*
Freddie went inside his house to find Mary & Dana! He had completely forgotten about them. They forgave him, as no one can stay mad at Freddie. Still, Freddie took them out for ice crème (but it was mainly because he wanted some).
*after they had ice crème*
Freddie realized he still loved Mary, so they got married and adopted Dana (officially)! Just kidding… or am I?
The End (or Part One)
*at John's*
They found John in his house drinking tea, reading the newspaper, and snacking on cheese and toast. John soon noticed the Freds, and quickly ran to the kitchen to get more to share. They had fun. Lots of fun. Drinking-tea-reading-newspapers-snacking-on-cheese-on-toast-fun.
*later*
Freddie, Fred, and John decided to go find Brian. They found him looking through stereographs, studying space stuff, and playing riffs on the guitar. When Brian saw Freddie, Fred, & John, he ran into the study and came out with more stereographs, space stuff to study, and 3 guitars (2 acoustics, 1 bass). They had fun. Lots of fun. Looking-through-stereographs-studying-space-stuff-playing-the-guitar-fun. Then they went to go find Roger.
*later*
They found Roger at a house they had never been at before. Roger explained he bought a new one because he couldn't remember if he still had one. Anyways, they found him drinking vodka and eating vodkamelons. When he noticed Freddie, Fred, John, & Brian, he yelled "MY VODKA THINGS!" and ran off. Then Dominique came in and gave them hors d'oeurves, cavier, and ice cremé. Soon they were all 600 pounds. NOT!
Later they decided to look for Roger. They soon got bored of this and decided to go to Wendy's. John said "These fries are really salty, you know?" but ate them anyway. Then Brian turned around and saw Roger's blue eyes (and only his eyes) staring at him through the window. Brian loud and lowly screamed "AHHH!", which scared the crap out of everyone in Wendy's. Then Heath Ledger's kid came in (randomly) and (randomly) said (in a sorta-creepy voice) "Why so serious?" and then vanished in a cloud of smoke. Then they decided to leave Wendy's. Then they all (minus Roger) got into Freddie's UBERVEHICLE (made by Felix). Whilst they were driving down the highway, Roger (who was hiding behind Brian again) scared the crap out of Brian-- again. Everyone, even John, laughed! Then they went to visit the Muffin Man. On the way to the Muffin Man, they asked random People on Streets if they knew the Muffin Man. No one did.
*at the Muffin Man's*
When they walked into the muffin man's muffin making place, they learned something. The Muffin Man was really...
SLASH!
Just kidding.
It was... Bob Geldof. (*in case you can't remember, at one time, he gave the kid herd muffins, in the Story of RMT & Friends*) Freddie, Fred, John, Brian, & Roger quickly decided Bob didn't deserve to be the Muffin Man (if anything he deserved to be the Fire Extinguiser Man) so they forced him to resign. Then they went on a mini adventure to find the new Muffin Man. Along the way, they found Slash. They asked Slash if he'd like to be the Muffin Man. Slash said no, saying he prefered cupcakes. Then Slash joined the gang. They went all around the world-- even in the ocean to find the new Muffin Man! Then they realized that they were in a green-screen room. Then they found the exit, and left to continue on their journey to the the M.M. Along the way, they found Chrissy, Dominique, Veronica, and Mary. They were asked for suggestions on who could be the new M.M., but they didn't have any. They joined the gang, too. After a while, they began getting bored of looking for the new M.M. As they were about to give up, (everyone except Roger and Dom) thought of an idea at the same time. Roger could be the Muffin Man! They all (except for Rog & Dom) asked Roger if he would be the new M.M. Roger asked "Do I have to do anything?" "Uh... Yeah, make muffins!" said Fred. Roger wasn't interested. "Crap!" they all thought (you know, except for Roger & Dom). They all decided to find the Muffin Man later.
*afterwards*
The gang decided to play dart tag on the railroad tracks. NOT! They decided to go bungee-jumping. ALSO NOT! They decided to go to... Hard Rock Park! When they got there, they broke into groups. Roger & Freddie & Fred went on the Led Zeppelin, John & Brian & Slash went to look at the Gibsons guitar (the world's biggest replica), and the rest went to Alice's restaurant. They had fun. Lots of fun. Hard-Rock-Park-Fun.
*later*
Roger realized the lagoon was full of water and, because he has a fear of drowning, went to find Dom. Everyone just laughed at ubersilly Roger.
*later*
After an uberfun day at Hard Rock Park, they decided to leave. They went to John’s, where they made smores. UBERSMORES (using UBERMARSHMALLOWS, UBERCHOCOLATE, & UBERGRAHAM CRACKERS) They were UBERGOOD! So good, in fact, everyone fell asleep around the UBERBONFIRE (or for you Spanish folks, UBERFEUGO) When they woke up they realized they had fallen asleep. Because everyone was tired & dirty everyone went home (except for John & Ronnie, as they were already home, they just went inside)
*later, after being cleaned up and having a nap*
Freddie decided to visit Felix. Whilst at Felix’s, Freddie asked for a favor. (Freddie, in return, would make Felix awesome) Felix accepted. This is what Freddie had asked, “Felix, since you are the UBERMAN, I was wondering if you could make some of my previous dead friends alive once again, as I miss them.”
*later*
Freddie was happy some of his previously dead friends were alive once more. He only wanted a couple, so he got Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, & George Harrison. (Freddie isn’t the greatest at math. He didn’t realize a ‘couple’ meant 2, but that’s okay, he’s Freddie so no one cares.) Then he had a marvelous party. Everyone from Brian to Axl Rose to Paul McCartney to Roger to Sting was invited. But they DID not INVITE BIB GELDOF. When B.G. found out about this marvelous party he because so angry he wasn’t invited, Fifi had to put him out with one of his fire extinguishers! No one really cared though.
*
Freddie’s party continued for the next 4 ½ days. When it had ended, everyone was either drunk, asleep, or dead hanging out with their close pals.
*later*
Freddie went inside his house to find Mary & Dana! He had completely forgotten about them. They forgave him, as no one can stay mad at Freddie. Still, Freddie took them out for ice crème (but it was mainly because he wanted some).
*after they had ice crème*
Freddie realized he still loved Mary, so they got married and adopted Dana (officially)! Just kidding… or am I?
The End (or Part One)
