Part Four: The World of Awesome
Freddie was happy! Uberhappy! Extremely incredibly intensely uberhappy! So happy, he did a happy dance. Then he quit because he realized he was acting like John/Brian. Nevertheless, he was still very happy. To celebrate he, once again, had a fantastic party! He invited all the members of Queen, Aerosmith, the Beatles, their wives, children, and friends and their friends/children. There was o many people coming that the party was placed in Hyde Park. It was definitely a good party!
*quite a while later, 2 months later actually*
Freddie, who is known for his partying ways, decided to spend more time at home taking care of Dana. Dana especially loved this, as she admired Freddie greatly. Dana was a very smart child, so Freddie and her wrote some intensely epic songs. They were so good, they decided to make an album with the help of Brian, Roger, & John.
*much much later*
Freddie, who was having an uberawesome dream, awoke to discover Mary was having their baby. So he brought her to the hospital (right away).
*later*
Freddie & Mary named their kid an awesome name. They named their son… Cody. They thought it was a perfect name since the moment they read it off a shoe. Since they weren’t staying at UBERHOSPITAL, they left and went home.
*home—again*
Everyone except Freddie was UBERTIRED, so they went to bed. Freddie decided to look around his magnificent mansion. Freddie decided to quietly remodel the mansion whilst everyone slept.
*later*
This proved to be a bad idea. 25 minutes after Freddie began renovating, part of his magnificent house went on fire! Freddie, worried about his home and the people inside it, stared down the flames with the intensity of 1000 blizzards. Needless to say, the fire went out. Then John, who happened to drop by, began sweeping up the ashes. He (John) had everything cleaned up before everyone else woke up. Whilst John was cleaning, Brian, who had witnessed the whole ordeal, came and punched Freddie in the back of the head for repeatedly staring-down things. Then Brian left.
*soon after*
When John was done cleaning, Freddie and him decided to make their own commentary for the 1982 Montreal concert. They were right in the middle of laughing and making fun of Roger & Brian when, you guessed it, Roger & Brian walked in. Busted! Good old (not as in age) Roger soon didn’t care, and sat down to join them (watching the concert, not making fun of himself). Brian was still angry, but didn’t want to be the odd one out (which is hard with that kind of hair, no offense) so he sat down as well. He just gave John & Freddie the cold shoulder.
*Maryland*
Mary awoke. She had a good sleep. She also had dreamt a bizarre dream. Here is what happened:
It was a sunny warm (but not too warm) day. All of sudden a unicorn came out of the bush. It was a reddish pink coloured unicorn. It began jumping around, but when it noticed Mary, it DID not CHARGE AT HER. Instead it ran away. Then Mary followed it. She came across a money tree. It was autumn, so the money was falling off. Mary started picking up money, and then she decided to stop. Then she unwillingly started walking east. She soon discovered she was being pulled in by a tractor beam! Then she woke up.
Weird.
Since Mary was still a little afraid she was still a dreaming, she would jump at every odd noise. But then she heard Roger singing and she almost had a heart attack. A Sheer Heart Attack even! Freddie soon noticed Mary on the floor, so he went over to help her.
*at a time after the previous time*
Mary was still acting all weird and twitchy. Freddie tried all kinds of things to help her, but nothing seemed to. Then Roger, who was half the problem, thought of the solution. It was for Mary to just down it with vodka! So, Mary had some vodka, and calmed right down. Then everyone did some shots of alcoholic beverages of preference.
*later*
Everyone (including John) was hammered. Roger really needed to go to the bathroom, but instead kept walking into walls. Simultaneously, Brian would try walking, but would trip and fall. John was passed out on the couch, and Freddie & Mary kept laughing at things that weren’t even that funny… and Roger.
*Codyville*
Even though Cody was an ubersmall baby, he had learned how to take care of himself pretty good since his parents were hammered lots of the time.
*some time after before*
Freddie woke up with a HUGE headache (he was, after all, hung-over) Then he heard Cody crying. Freddie decided he should find out what was wrong. He soon had his answer as he got hit by a very stinky stink-wave from ubersmall baby Cody. The smell made Freddie want to hurl, so he went and got Mary, who took care of the stinkiness.
*later*
Freddie & Mary decided to hire a nanny to help take care of Cody. They hired… … ANITA! JUST KIDDING! They hired Taylor Swift because they thought she was very nice.
*Anyways*
Eventually Brian, John, & Roger awoke. John realized he had been away for some time from Ronnie & children, so he frantically rushed home. That left Brian & Roger. Brian soon became scared as Roger was dancing when there was ABSOLUTELY NO MUSIC! So he called Chrissy to ask her to pick him up. That left Roger. He soon stopped dancing and began doing uninteresting stuff so we’re done with him (for now at least).
*back to Freddie & Mary again*
Mary soon became sober enough to realize there was a huge mess in the house. So, she began cleaning. Freddie, however, didn’t want to clean so he decided to paint a picture for Mary.
*Dom time now*
Dominique was beginning to wonder what happened to Roger (*please note: She’s not worrying, she’s afraid of what he might’ve got himself into*). So she went to look for him.
*quite later*
She found Roger. He was still at Fred & Mary’s. He was playing Online Poker. Dom was worried he’d gamble all their money away, so she yelled at Roger to stop. “Stop!” yelled Dom. Then she hurried over and closed the game. By doing this, she discovered something else on Roger’s laptop (and no, it’s not nasty). Roger made an official site for Elton John’s nephew’s brother’s cousin! Just kidding. He had made the official Roger Taylor (of Queen) site! It was called www.rogermtaylor.com. And it didn’t have mattresses or paper airplanes on it! It was actually quite über.
*but more of that later*
*Bri time*
Chrissy brought Brian some brunch, and found him writing yet another book. It was about Queen (ooh, bug surprise there). It wasn’t close to completion yet so he shooed off Chrissy. Chrissy didn’t mind though.
*John*
John had decided to make a nice home-style dinner for his family. It was good.
*Freddie*
Freddie completed the picture for Mary of Mary. He wrapped it up and gave it to her. Needless to say, Mary loved it. She loved it so much she hung it up on the wall.
*in conclusion*
Roger had a site. It was still in need of some work so he hired Felix to help him.
Brian continued writing. Chrissy continued admiring.
John brought his family on a vacation.
And as for Freddie & Mary, they continued to do stuff. Awesome Freddie & Mary stuff. Stuff like taking care of their kids (with the help from Taylor Swift), hanging with friends, and simply having a good time. An ubergood time.
The End.
*quite a while later, 2 months later actually*
Freddie, who is known for his partying ways, decided to spend more time at home taking care of Dana. Dana especially loved this, as she admired Freddie greatly. Dana was a very smart child, so Freddie and her wrote some intensely epic songs. They were so good, they decided to make an album with the help of Brian, Roger, & John.
*much much later*
Freddie, who was having an uberawesome dream, awoke to discover Mary was having their baby. So he brought her to the hospital (right away).
*later*
Freddie & Mary named their kid an awesome name. They named their son… Cody. They thought it was a perfect name since the moment they read it off a shoe. Since they weren’t staying at UBERHOSPITAL, they left and went home.
*home—again*
Everyone except Freddie was UBERTIRED, so they went to bed. Freddie decided to look around his magnificent mansion. Freddie decided to quietly remodel the mansion whilst everyone slept.
*later*
This proved to be a bad idea. 25 minutes after Freddie began renovating, part of his magnificent house went on fire! Freddie, worried about his home and the people inside it, stared down the flames with the intensity of 1000 blizzards. Needless to say, the fire went out. Then John, who happened to drop by, began sweeping up the ashes. He (John) had everything cleaned up before everyone else woke up. Whilst John was cleaning, Brian, who had witnessed the whole ordeal, came and punched Freddie in the back of the head for repeatedly staring-down things. Then Brian left.
*soon after*
When John was done cleaning, Freddie and him decided to make their own commentary for the 1982 Montreal concert. They were right in the middle of laughing and making fun of Roger & Brian when, you guessed it, Roger & Brian walked in. Busted! Good old (not as in age) Roger soon didn’t care, and sat down to join them (watching the concert, not making fun of himself). Brian was still angry, but didn’t want to be the odd one out (which is hard with that kind of hair, no offense) so he sat down as well. He just gave John & Freddie the cold shoulder.
*Maryland*
Mary awoke. She had a good sleep. She also had dreamt a bizarre dream. Here is what happened:
It was a sunny warm (but not too warm) day. All of sudden a unicorn came out of the bush. It was a reddish pink coloured unicorn. It began jumping around, but when it noticed Mary, it DID not CHARGE AT HER. Instead it ran away. Then Mary followed it. She came across a money tree. It was autumn, so the money was falling off. Mary started picking up money, and then she decided to stop. Then she unwillingly started walking east. She soon discovered she was being pulled in by a tractor beam! Then she woke up.
Weird.
Since Mary was still a little afraid she was still a dreaming, she would jump at every odd noise. But then she heard Roger singing and she almost had a heart attack. A Sheer Heart Attack even! Freddie soon noticed Mary on the floor, so he went over to help her.
*at a time after the previous time*
Mary was still acting all weird and twitchy. Freddie tried all kinds of things to help her, but nothing seemed to. Then Roger, who was half the problem, thought of the solution. It was for Mary to just down it with vodka! So, Mary had some vodka, and calmed right down. Then everyone did some shots of alcoholic beverages of preference.
*later*
Everyone (including John) was hammered. Roger really needed to go to the bathroom, but instead kept walking into walls. Simultaneously, Brian would try walking, but would trip and fall. John was passed out on the couch, and Freddie & Mary kept laughing at things that weren’t even that funny… and Roger.
*Codyville*
Even though Cody was an ubersmall baby, he had learned how to take care of himself pretty good since his parents were hammered lots of the time.
*some time after before*
Freddie woke up with a HUGE headache (he was, after all, hung-over) Then he heard Cody crying. Freddie decided he should find out what was wrong. He soon had his answer as he got hit by a very stinky stink-wave from ubersmall baby Cody. The smell made Freddie want to hurl, so he went and got Mary, who took care of the stinkiness.
*later*
Freddie & Mary decided to hire a nanny to help take care of Cody. They hired… … ANITA! JUST KIDDING! They hired Taylor Swift because they thought she was very nice.
*Anyways*
Eventually Brian, John, & Roger awoke. John realized he had been away for some time from Ronnie & children, so he frantically rushed home. That left Brian & Roger. Brian soon became scared as Roger was dancing when there was ABSOLUTELY NO MUSIC! So he called Chrissy to ask her to pick him up. That left Roger. He soon stopped dancing and began doing uninteresting stuff so we’re done with him (for now at least).
*back to Freddie & Mary again*
Mary soon became sober enough to realize there was a huge mess in the house. So, she began cleaning. Freddie, however, didn’t want to clean so he decided to paint a picture for Mary.
*Dom time now*
Dominique was beginning to wonder what happened to Roger (*please note: She’s not worrying, she’s afraid of what he might’ve got himself into*). So she went to look for him.
*quite later*
She found Roger. He was still at Fred & Mary’s. He was playing Online Poker. Dom was worried he’d gamble all their money away, so she yelled at Roger to stop. “Stop!” yelled Dom. Then she hurried over and closed the game. By doing this, she discovered something else on Roger’s laptop (and no, it’s not nasty). Roger made an official site for Elton John’s nephew’s brother’s cousin! Just kidding. He had made the official Roger Taylor (of Queen) site! It was called www.rogermtaylor.com. And it didn’t have mattresses or paper airplanes on it! It was actually quite über.
*but more of that later*
*Bri time*
Chrissy brought Brian some brunch, and found him writing yet another book. It was about Queen (ooh, bug surprise there). It wasn’t close to completion yet so he shooed off Chrissy. Chrissy didn’t mind though.
*John*
John had decided to make a nice home-style dinner for his family. It was good.
*Freddie*
Freddie completed the picture for Mary of Mary. He wrapped it up and gave it to her. Needless to say, Mary loved it. She loved it so much she hung it up on the wall.
*in conclusion*
Roger had a site. It was still in need of some work so he hired Felix to help him.
Brian continued writing. Chrissy continued admiring.
John brought his family on a vacation.
And as for Freddie & Mary, they continued to do stuff. Awesome Freddie & Mary stuff. Stuff like taking care of their kids (with the help from Taylor Swift), hanging with friends, and simply having a good time. An ubergood time.
The End.
